lifeintheafterglow:

It’s just the Björk portion, but it’s SO GOOD.

OH MY GOD

maids-with-aids:

so spencer pratt is in my geology lab and we were using this really confusing computer program and i watched as he literally stared at the same page for like a good 20 minutes until someone came and helped him

(via roxanachavez)

thedailywhat:

McProstitute of the Day: A woman was arrested yesterday outside a Burbank McDonald’s and charged with soliciting sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets.

According to police, LA resident Khadijah Baseer was allegedly spotted opening the car doors of McDonald’s customers stopped at the drive-thru. She would then offer her sexual services to the vehicle’s occupants, requesting chicken nuggets in lieu of cash.

After one prospective john complained to the cops, Baseer was arrested and booked on suspicion of prostitution.

[leader / laist.]

suburbsappendages:

yes.

(via aspirins)